It's OK to laugh with a broken foot!
What do you call a ghost with a broken foot? Hoblin Goblin
How does a frog feel with a broken foot? Unhoppy
There was a man who had a severely broken foot. A bone from a dog's leg was used to mend it. One day the man was out walking and met his doctor along the way. The doctor asked him, "How are you getting along with that leg?" The man replied, "Just fine, though I have a hard time keeping it down when I pass a tree."
This guy is in the hospital with two broken feet that he got from a car crash.
The nurse comes into the room that he is in and says that she has good news and bad news.
The guy asks for the bad news first.
The nurse says, ''We're going to have to remove your feet.''
Then the guy asks for the bad news.
The nurse says, ''The guy beside you wants to buy your sneakers.''
I overheard a father yelling at his toddler who refused to sit still in the shopping cart “If you fall down and break your foot don’t come running to me.”
A man goes into the doctor. He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks."
"I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on." The doctor asked.
"That's nothing Doc. put your ear to my knee."
The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say "Man, I really need 10 dollars, just lend me 10 bucks!!"
"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.
"Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him.
The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his foot plead, "Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 buck please if you will."
I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in my books," he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books. "I can make a well educated guess though."
"Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places."
That was 6 jokes!
Hopefully you found at least 5 funny.
Funny as a crutch?
If you're not laughing at crutches, find a better option for your life!