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The 4 Worst Bunion Jokes Ever!

Posted by Tom Schwab

Bunion jokes Roll-a-boutStill mad at your doctor for torturing you with crutches?  We can help with options like Knee Walkers (Roll-a-bout), but there is no help for these jokes.  Yes there are things worse than crutches, like these jokes you can share with your doctor on the next visit.

 

Define Bunions:  Spicy Breakfast Rolls

 

I went to my doctors to have my bunion fixed.  After surgery, I asked if another appointment would be necessary.  He said, "No but if you experience any discomfort, you should callous back"

 

A man is a bus driver on Sesame Street and insists on meeting all of his riders. At the first stop, two overweight women got on the bus; both are named Patty. At the next stop, a mentally challenged boy named Ross got on. At the final stop, a disgusting man named Lester Freeze got on, took off his shoes, and picked at his bunions.  When the bus driver got home, his wife asked him if he met anyone new that day. He said, "Two obese Patties, special Ross; Lester Freeze picks his bunions on a Sesame Street bus."

 

Would it hurt to get an onion, tattooed on your bunion?

 

As you can see comedy is not our specialty.  Instead we help people who can't bear weight and can't bear crutches.  To find the best option to crutches for you take this online quiz.

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Do you have a funny bunion / foot joke?

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Topics: Foot / Bunion, Laugh

    

 

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